Snatch your weave

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this

Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave

by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018

snatcher's mitt

Soft, leather-like opening of the anus, located just below the snatch.

Vaginal intercourse was always fun, but Rob had always wanted Denise to offer up her snatcher's mitt to make things a little more interesting.

by Jelly belly November 23, 2014

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars

Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached

by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018

stinky snatch

Foul and unpleasant smelling vagina.

That girl has some stinky snatch, my fingers smelled for days!

by StinkySnatch August 12, 2006

my wig flew/snatched

a phrase used to define extreme shock and being surprised because of something that you saw.

" omg did you see that jillie edit, my wig flew/snatched i can't anymore!"

by pureismileven February 25, 2018

Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012