farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 17, 2005

Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

snort laughing

Sudden, intense laugh that exits your body via your nose, causing you to snort.

The tweet was so funny I was snort laughing.

by Simon I July 14, 2019

I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted

OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED

by Dz3002 August 15, 2016

southie snort

A deep inhalation, through the nose, at the end of a robustly declarative sentence. Southie is a section of Boston, and this seems to be typical of the area. Sometimes known as the 'Southie Sniff'.

'The Sawx got the Yankees numbah right now. Put in Papelbon and it is a done deal!' (followed by loud sniff through nose, known as southie snort or southie sniff)

by joe3945 August 29, 2011