Snarch

A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.

What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”

by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020

starchyld

Starchylde is the brightest most intelligent person in the world and I just need a cricket to get something for this new one if you can come get me now

Starchylde- the brightest star in all of creation.91000000000 light years from earth. It is still the brightest beacon in the nite sky. In the light you may not be able to see it .you close your eyes and you feel it. You can sense her immediately. She is always present .
The greatest love I have ever known. Definitely going to be hard to share, but for the sake of humanity I will do my very best. There is only 1 starchylde- and it is mine. KAPISH. Peace out the WANDERER.

by anonymous August 29, 2021

snarchive

All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.

I accessed the snarchive like 10 times today - I'm on fire...

by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

Starchy

The state of being extremely plain and boring but somehow still getting on people’s nerves - a lethal dose of NPC.

Lauren: Buys Mr Winston at every drop

Chloe: What a starchy motherfucker

Lauren: Says something funny
Chloe: Repeats it 10x louder but timing is off and no one laughs
Lauren: Shut up Chloe your so starchy

by Cleo Palm June 28, 2024