Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasswhole

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

anti sarcasm

The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.

"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)

"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)

by mrme97 September 12, 2014

/sarcasm

A term used to show what you have just posted is to be read aloud in a sarcastic tone. Comes from javascript or whatever it's called.

Yes, because you're the only one who knows how this shit works, aren't you /sarcasm

by Gumba Gumba April 5, 2004

Full Frontal Sarcasm

Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.

I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.

by Col Sarcastic April 10, 2011

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008