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The Snapchat Zone

Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.
Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."
by snazziclewinesicle June 16, 2018
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Snapchat whore

Usually a Female (but could also be a male) who acts scandalously or sexts a lot, over snapchat, but is not know for being a whore at all in real life.
Dave: Madlyn is the biggest whore she always sexts me when we snap each other!

Lisa: Nah shes just a snapchat whore, shes actually a virgin.
by yayo34567 June 23, 2014
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premium snapchat

Snapchat users whom charge a fee for sex services via the app.
"Hey buy my premium snapchat and I'll show you my titties."
by Stealyoface December 1, 2018
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Snapchat Slut

That one girl or guy who is the number one best friend on eight different peoples snapchat best friend list.
Girl 1: Omg did you see how Billy-Jo is number one snapchat best friend on eight different guys account?
Girl 2: Ya Amy was telling me that yesterday! What a Snapchat Slut!
by xogossipgurlxo June 14, 2013
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schrodinger's snapchat

The scenario in which you receive a snapchat, and before you open it, according to The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, it may be simultaneously both a nude and not a nude.
bro 1: bro! i just got a snapchat notification from a hot chick, and i don't know if it's a nude or not!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!
by se7eneightnine August 2, 2016
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Snapchat Hobo

A Snapchat user who posts an image or a link to a product they want, but can't afford for whatever reason, and ask their friends to purchase it for them. Snapchat Hobos are typically teenagers and are not well-liked among their peers.
"Oh my God, can you believe Mackenzie is asking for drinks on her story all the time?"
"I know, she's a total Snapchat Hobo."
by javigato June 15, 2018
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snapchat amnesia

When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.
Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."
by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016
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