smurf

smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.

by eggplant July 25, 2003

smurf

a substitute word for profanity usage

Smurf! I left the keys in the car and it's locked.

by 1/2 Key April 28, 2011

smurf

the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.

uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!

by la la la la la la lalalalala August 2, 2011

smurf

Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.

After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.

by Headman July 13, 2005

smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue

my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed

by felix guzman November 15, 2005

smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 23, 2001

smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004