A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.
By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 3, 2008
Get the cherry smugglermug. by cheezestix October 31, 2006
Get the turd smugglermug. A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.
Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.
by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007
Get the onion smugglermug. 1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
by Crabex February 23, 2009
Get the Wookiee Smugglermug. by Conway1014 December 27, 2015
Get the Cotton smugglermug. Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
by SkookLyn September 18, 2012
Get the Corn Smugglermug. After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
Get the tuna smugglermug.