Smoofy

adj: Expresses an extraneous scent of the abnormal bodily fluids.
adj: Expresses an extravagant amount of bowel blockage released and inhaled

yo bro! jimmy let out the most smoofy bomb I've ever smelt. It was straight nursty!

by broski333 March 13, 2010

smoovf

An adjective that can be used as an insult and compliment.

That desk is so smoovf.

by YeetusFetus March 25, 2019

Smoofin Stoofu

A jew inserts drugs in your anus with their nose, while charging you an unnecessarily expensive fee.

Did you get your Smoofin Stoofu card?

by TP Defined September 14, 2019

Smoofied

Death by train

Did you hear about that one kid that got smoofied? That was tragic.

by SpencerDyle November 23, 2021

Smoof

It's a stripper name for an individual who shaves off all their body hair from the neck down to achieve a smooth body thus becoming the smoof operator...typically achieved on Wednesdays before before going back on stage at the angry beaver(hating men since we bit the apple)

Butch told me the Mr slave outfit was getting a bit tired so I went home and shaved my chest and junk and came back Wednesday silky smoof

by Silkee July 17, 2022

smoof

A BITCH

This nigga a smoof.

by lildaddy202 September 7, 2022

SMOOF

This is an individual that doesn't know the difference between a good touch and a bad touch. It's unclear if they are the one being touched or the toucher. They tend to group together in small, loose social circles.

Isn't he a SMOOF? I heard he didn't know boundaries?

by RickMRollin September 24, 2022