Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing

ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)

by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010

smegster

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

Smogon

Smogon is definitely a happening. It all dates back to a while ago when Brainman was getting bored and decided to get a new IRC nickname. He chose Smogon. Little did he know that he was about to unleash a huge plague on the world; greater than the bubonic plague even!

Smogon, the German Nazi Koffing, would soon dominate the web! Pokemon on the internet. Let's make it happen.

<smog> you should all heil smogon.

by Skarm January 19, 2005

smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010

Smoosh

This word originates from Jersey Shore.

It is plainly sex. Intercourse. Fucking. Parking the garage. Usually orange people use this term when they are horny and are DTF.

Snookie want smoosh smoosh!

by OrangeLove October 26, 2010