A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
Get the Jave Smitemug. My boyfriend was pissing me off so I hit him with the Slut Smite
I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him
I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him
by bitchboibottomboomer May 10, 2022
Get the Slut Smitemug. When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning
by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019
Get the Smited by the sheepsmug. 
A mother whom is being very annoying and loud. Can barely lift the bar when she works out and likes to make fun of her kids.
by The best to ever live March 28, 2020
Get the Smitemug.