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Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.
"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"
by m0dizzle October 5, 2012
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Smirking Off

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.
by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010
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Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.
Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
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jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.
by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010
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Cock Smirk

The look a gym thot gives you at the sports hub when you are wearing your uni suit
Yo bois, just got a cock smirk from a 10/10
by Djeisndjd February 12, 2020
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Mama Smirk

The female version of a Papa Smirk. A Mama Smirk is a woman who is beautiful, a stoner, short, and has small breasts; despite any given situation, she still manages to attract a partner. She is a very unique character all around.
"You see that girl over there? She's a real Mama Smirk."
by BPD_Babe_420 December 18, 2022
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