Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

Cock Smirk

The look a gym thot gives you at the sports hub when you are wearing your uni suit

Yo bois, just got a cock smirk from a 10/10

by Djeisndjd February 12, 2020

Mama Smirk

The female version of a Papa Smirk. A Mama Smirk is a woman who is beautiful, a stoner, short, and has small breasts; despite any given situation, she still manages to attract a partner. She is a very unique character all around.

"You see that girl over there? She's a real Mama Smirk."

by BPD_Babe_420 December 18, 2022