Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.

"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."

by urban vernacular December 26, 2013

Spangled

Stumbling around a music festival preferably on serotonin enhancing substances and wearing something sparkly, having the time of your life

Sweetie, I feel so spangled. Yaaaaaaaaay. Quick basement jaxx are on!

by Waify October 28, 2017

Stangled

Being conned or swindled into doing someone’s work for them to further their career.

Oh crap, I just got stangled. Now my workloads been tripled today. Oh boy I can’t wait for all that recognition!!!

by Justsumguy22 June 13, 2019

Spangled

Spangled: getting shitfaced beyond the level of your average shitfaced state

I was spangled last night

by Spangled: getting shitfaced be April 20, 2020

Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.

Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.

by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017