Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.
So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 28, 2010
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slouch socks

a pair of loose thick (usually white) socks that are knee high. these socks are intended to keep your feet comfy and warm.
She wore the thick slouch socks to bed to keep her feet warm and comfy.
by fuzzysocks May 03, 2021
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Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).
Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!
by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011
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Slouched

taking or stealing an object/item, usually used in contexts for when you are taking something from a friend or acquaintance
"yo i just slouched Jamie's hat"
"hey dude, can I slouch 50 bucks off you"
by mps hectic September 27, 2022
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Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.
Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.
by YoungDrippy January 29, 2017
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slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2021
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