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Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.
So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010
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Harlem Slouch

The driver of a car has their seat way back, to the point that they are slouched; one arm is stretched forward in order to maintain the wheel. Gangsta rap may or may not be readily available and playing.
When driving through the ghetto, it is necessary to employ the harlem slouch.
by Depardieu#1 May 20, 2014
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Slouch

A weak flex where someone thinks what they’re doing is impressive but it really ain’t.
Charlie: Look at what I can do!
*Charlie fails*
Bella: Weird slouch but ok.
by HenrySiSaunders July 24, 2019
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slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.
Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017
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slouch

To cease activeness; To make sleep
Wow Braden, you really made that zombie slouch with your nepow glungus.
by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017
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slouch face

Jack Chapek's face.
Damn! Lool at Jack's face what the fuck?!?!?

Yeah he's got a slouch face and looks like a stroke victim.
by Jackmetal666 January 30, 2018
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