Sloppy seconds byler

A name that some harassment obsessed milevens call bylers on Tumblr & Twitter even though it's sexualizing the children.

(Not all milevens are toxic like this btw)

The sloppy seconds byler anon is weirdly obsessed with us.

Sloppy seconds byler by Bylershippermiwi7 May 24, 2023

Sloppy Seconds September 

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

Sloppy Seconds September by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

Satans Sloppy Seconds by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds 

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Putin's Sloppy Seconds 

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

Putin's Sloppy Seconds by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

sloppy split seconds by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009