sleep

Sleep, what makes the world 25% more peaceful. If you think about it, sleep is the answer to everything and one of the main reasons in life. and everyone does it! your favorite celebrities, even terrorists or your x-girlfriend. Sometimes to people, its the best thing of the day is to come home from a long day of work/school and fall/lay down on your bed and let your troubles go by.

Everyday I come home from a long day of work and just let my troubles be forgotten, and sleep.

Friend:O man I got homework to do, my parents will kill me if i don't do it!

Nas(me): Relax man, don't stress, and just take a good sleep for 2 hours or more. Do your homework in the morning when your mind is fresh.

by NikolaiAkaNas December 9, 2008

sleep

the best shit in the fucking world!

SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

by whofingcares? May 2, 2010

sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleep

Something no one ever fuckin gets

"Hey i actually got sleep"

by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017

Sleep

Sleep is something that I do not get. Sleep is good for the people that can, but some people have insomnia and cannot sleep for the life of them.

“Did you get any sleep last night?”
“Nope, just like every other night...”

by Red Shady March 10, 2018

Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022