Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

slatter

a social climber who continues to drift from group to group, to enhance his or her status in and around popular bars and clubs. allways alone and allways pissed.

gone to bore them now f*ckin slatter

by toby fletcher September 11, 2008

slaten

A slutty girl.

"Hey guys, check out this group of slatens!"

by drkdrk May 16, 2010

Slatte

The act of a slut drinking a latte

" Hey, look at that slatte party over there!!"
Paris Hilton drinking one of her fat free lattes

by smilinggirl815 March 24, 2010

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008