Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

Watermelon-slinging slasher

A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.

Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*

Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?

Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.

by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019

Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

hash slinging slasher

some kah nigga from spongebob

guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz

by sumkahnigga April 21, 2018

Hash Slinging Slasher

He will call your phone then come in and rape you whilst singing the halo theme song with an Algerian flag up his asshole

Spongeboy me bob, the Hash Slinging Slasher is gonna get you if you don’t get a life you lazy shit

by TBPAUSANAWHESSMWOGCUMV August 2, 2020

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006