Role playing game by Bethesda for the 7th generation of consoles and PC. Fifth installment in the Elder Scrolls series.
One of the most overrated games of all time, the game features little excitement as long tedious walks are interrupted by one of the most awful combat mechanics ever seen in a video game. These are trends also seen in other Bethesda games, although which usually have a more interesting setting (see Fallout or Morrowind for example). Skyrim is bland and one-dimensional, having a selling point of a large world, albeit uninteresting, ugly to look at and mostly empty stretches of land anyway.
As typical as a fantasy RPG can get, expect loads of skeletons, dragons, mages, dungeons (how many times have we seen this before?).
The game offers no innovation and brings nothing new to the already crowded table of fantasy role playing games, a space already infested with other Bethesda titles.
Buggy and messy, the game has a huge following on PC because of the modding community, further proof that it was the fanbase that fixed most of the problems of the game, and Bethesda still gets all your money.
Absolutely disgusting piece of software.
One of the most overrated games of all time, the game features little excitement as long tedious walks are interrupted by one of the most awful combat mechanics ever seen in a video game. These are trends also seen in other Bethesda games, although which usually have a more interesting setting (see Fallout or Morrowind for example). Skyrim is bland and one-dimensional, having a selling point of a large world, albeit uninteresting, ugly to look at and mostly empty stretches of land anyway.
As typical as a fantasy RPG can get, expect loads of skeletons, dragons, mages, dungeons (how many times have we seen this before?).
The game offers no innovation and brings nothing new to the already crowded table of fantasy role playing games, a space already infested with other Bethesda titles.
Buggy and messy, the game has a huge following on PC because of the modding community, further proof that it was the fanbase that fixed most of the problems of the game, and Bethesda still gets all your money.
Absolutely disgusting piece of software.
Person 1 : "Skyrim sucks"
Person 2: "Play it on PC with mods, you idiot"
Person 1: "A good game should be able to stand alone. Mods from the community should be a bonus. When will people realize that Bethesda is making loads of money from having modders fix their s****y games for free?"
Person 2: "Play it on PC with mods, you idiot"
Person 1: "A good game should be able to stand alone. Mods from the community should be a bonus. When will people realize that Bethesda is making loads of money from having modders fix their s****y games for free?"
by deadbunny97 September 07, 2016
A sexual position where you get a rimjob or analigus, while dangling from one's genitals. Once ejaculation has been met, the genitals are then removed and the partner falls to their death.
Girl 1 - "I heard you gave John a Skyrim."
Girl 2 - "Yeah he had me do it to him off of the 10th floor."
Girl 2 - "Yeah he had me do it to him off of the 10th floor."
by MrCata November 14, 2011
Bob: Hey have you ever done any Skyrimming?
Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!
Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.
Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!
Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.
by Corvis29 November 16, 2011
by Dovahkiin1144 June 22, 2018
A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.
It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons
It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons
by poopookid November 02, 2014
*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
by VIGiraffe November 08, 2011
The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
by TheBookNerd January 10, 2018