Skeef

Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

Skeefer

meaning dirty / scummy person

james sullivan is such a skeefer.

by alexa September 30, 2004

skeef

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

by Anna May 13, 2005

skweetis

One who twiddles thier foreskin for pleasure.

Diskusty is such a Skweetis, look at him as he twiddles( rubbing in a awkard way) his forskin on his night off of work.

by turboshef April 28, 2006

sweef

The name for the pungent smell that comes out of a fan cooled network switch when you haven't turned it on for a while. Created from a portmanteau of the words "switch" and "queef".

Man, I nearly doubled over from that sweef Will hit me with when he turned on that old switch next to my desk.

by pappalink January 15, 2016

skeef

Skeet Flavored Reefer

Garth skeeted in the bong then everyone had to smoke skeef.

by Kdizzledogg November 16, 2006

skeef

Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005