Skankles

A skank with Cankles.

Did you see the outfit that girls was wearing?

Yeah! She should definitely put some pants on, she's got skankles!

by Sonya 123 January 16, 2009

Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc

Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

skankless

a time in which one does not have a skank

I am skankless; therefore, I will have to go to the bar to find one.

by J.Messy May 17, 2007

spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 September 2, 2007

Skaggle'n

Basically, when your sober but you walk like your drunk for no apparent reason ... Just for the hell of it = also see skaggle

Oh shit! At the bonfire i was so happy i started skaggle'n !

by [ Maylea ] November 18, 2007

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018