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Sirred

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'
20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"
by mr uef October 23, 2011
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slut siren

When a drunk girl stands in a limousine so that the upper half of her body is hanging out of the sunroof while she yells and waves her arms.
First guy: "Did you see that chick in the sunroof of that limo?"

Second guy: "Yeah she was yelling drunk stuff. That limo had it's slut siren on."
by R0cK$t@r September 12, 2011
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zombie siren

Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.
So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.
by labmixz December 10, 2012
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scured

to be very scared of something around you
I was scured of the clown
by Ryan Oehler October 22, 2003
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Simren

Someone who is fun, smart, sensitive, and an overall awesome person. Generally a name for females useless your just plain old weird.
Being a Simren can't be faked.
by justanothereternalgirl February 8, 2012
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Mikko Sirén

The extremely sexy and gorgeous drummer from Apocalyptica. He is a very talented musician. He hails from Finland (where he also resides) and his birthday is December 31, 1975.

He gives incredible hugs and has a beautiful smile. He's really funny too!
When Mikko Sirén hugged me.... I nearly creamed myself! That is one hell of a drummer. I love Apocalyptica!
by LifeBurns October 4, 2008
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siren

The classic tease. A girl who leads on multiple guys with either her attraction or seductive personality, only to reject every offer sent her way; leaving the guy to grieve over his shortcoming.
I'd watch out bro, shes a siren. You're only going to get hurt
by MacDizzle279 April 7, 2011
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