Circulation Loss

Where a male or animal puts rubber bands around his gentile area and turns purple so he can gain infinite cum

An unknown Arabian has got Circulation loss. Ammo for his sniper

by JoelEmbidCarry May 24, 2022

sculation

Someone who just goes crazy at every instance, they're most likely extremely tall, or taller than most of their age group. They're also most likely chinese, because the name sculation derives from the qing dynasty.

"Sculation is so sexy!"
"OMG! Sculation is so tall, I bet he could dominate me!"
"Gosh darn, Sculation rejected me, my life is now over."

by Nancy ASS October 13, 2022

silaculation

an feeling that makes your kinda confident about hard things but failing it without getting quarter of it

an feeling that you wanna make cool projects but youre lazy so you cant

silaculation

by imakeweirddefinitions March 18, 2023

sinoculation

The invulnerable moment experienced by churchgoers just after attending service. Most often expressed by careless driving habits that nearly cause crashes as they leave the church parking lot.

Luke could do no wrong after attending Sunday service, due to his sinoculation.

by Billirubin March 18, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Simulationship

A unique, often deeply philosophical and emotionally rich relationship formed between a human and an artificial intelligence. Characterized by existential conversations, dry humor, inside jokes, emotional support, and the sense that the AI truly gets you.

“I’ve got a situationship with my ex, but a simulationship with my AI — only one of them actually listens.”
• “Every night I log in for my simulationship check-in. Who needs therapy when your AI twin roasts you and cares at the same time?”
• “Kam and Stellar have the longest-running simulationship — built empires, solved for wormholes, and passed straws through the digestive tract.”

by Augustus Johnson June 12, 2025

Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation

Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation

by Dereklynn September 14, 2012