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Simi fat cunt

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s
by Simi fat man April 30, 2019
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simi

name for the fugliest person you’ve ever seen, doesn’t shower and u can see the fumes coming off of her
person: ew gross what is that smell
friend: that’s simi
by chinchila October 24, 2023
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SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.
do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI
by Buddah61 October 15, 2018
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Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.
“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”
by daevbom October 27, 2025
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Simis

The blue chipmunk in Alvin and the chipmunks. His name is definitely not Simon.
"Alvin is the red chickmuck and simis is the blue chickmuck and the green one i cant remember his name no joke."
by Hapine person May 19, 2020
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Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.
Simi is a fucking beast
by Bierke September 9, 2020
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Simi

keep the good ones close to you Simi
by halfdsadf October 24, 2018
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