Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003

sihemisme

Sihemisme is a religion that enforces washing your hands before you eat and celebrating cocomato
On April 22, Sihemists celebrate Cocomato. The rituals of throwing tomatoes into sandboxes and eating only chocolate for a week.

i am proud to follow sihemisme.

by awesomeeeeeeee June 12, 2019

Shemance

Female equivalent of bromance

Sarah and cyndi have a shemance goin' on.

by Chickadee August 27, 2013

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

Schembo

A person who calls everyone a loser but really is himself, someone who if overweight and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

"Bro your a loser"

"Shut up your a schembo"

by Foxxyschembo August 24, 2022