A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.
Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!
Mike 2: Dude what???
Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.
Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!
Mike 2: Dude what???
Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.
Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 10, 2017
Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
A sexual act during which one person's foot is inserted into a woman's vagina. In theory this act is done to keep the foot warm which is a necessity in Siberia.
by jamesgmoney March 26, 2009
1."Siberian corsets make your penis bigger!"
or
2."If you live in Siberia, you will probably get a corset that was made in siberia! They're called Siberian Corsets!"
or
2."If you live in Siberia, you will probably get a corset that was made in siberia! They're called Siberian Corsets!"
by C-man February 10, 2005
Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.
UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......
I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.
I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.
by ninjakingcola September 01, 2010
Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.
by Zorba44 February 11, 2009
Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.
Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you
by SBreen November 23, 2009