Shrimpage

When it is too cold outside in the winter, and your penis shrivels up like a shrimp

It is so cold outside today that I have some major shrimpage.

by Julian, Kyle March 28, 2015

Scrumpadoochous

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010

Shrimpa

When one man cums on the nut sack of another man, and thusly snorts his own semen up with a straw.

Man 1 : Hey, how was the rave?

Man 2 : Well, I took some E and everything went to hell... I passed out an-

Man 3 : YA HE GAVE SOME DUDE A SHRIMPA!

Man 1 : Gwoss

by KayohZee May 11, 2009

shrimparrhia

It’s When you’ve eaten too much shrimps and your but gushes.

Boy, I have Shrimparrhia

by Thatguyyouusedtoknow October 8, 2017

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019

scrumpatilatilius

I love you as a friend

hey Daniel and jayla! Scrumpatilatilius you goodnight

by bxby.. things November 6, 2020

shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021