Sharminkle

An act of a male personnel in which one urinates, farts,deficates, and shoots male ejaculation onto ones girlfriend/significant other

“Damn clay sharminkled all over me last night”

by Fredrick08934261 June 23, 2018

sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.

neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.

by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.

It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021

make it sprinkle

When a guy is attempting to "make it rain" throwing dollars on the stage at the strip club, but only throws a few ones.

Stripper 1: "Looks like you didn't make that many tips."

Stripper 2: "Yeah, those wannabes at the stage really know how to make it sprinkle."

Syn. Making it drizzle

by PixieVixen April 9, 2009

Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.

Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.

by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Chilly Sprinkles

solid fecal matter that has been splattered or sprayed, resembling chilly as if it was flicked off of a fork. Seen in unsanitary gas station and portable bathrooms.

That was a terrible fart! You praobably have chilly sprinkles in your boxers!

by Divon March 25, 2011