shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016

platonic shower

A shower in which neither party gives or receives any sexual attention.

Me and Ali took a platonic shower.

by run_and_tell_that August 13, 2010

Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

Shoreline Mafia

Shoreline Mafia is a group consisting of 4 rappers from L.A. The members are Fenix Flexin, Ohgeesy, Rob Vicious, and Master Kato. The group was created by Fenix and Ohgeesy after they met in 2012 while doing graffiti. While they did not initially have an interest in making music, Ohgeesy made a song that mentioned every person in his tagging group. Fenix later got on a track with him and the rest is history. Rob and Kato would end up joining the group later on.

Them Shoreline Mafia niggas are hard as fuck!

Person 1: Yo bro did you listen to the new shoreline album?
Person 2: Nigga I'm from LA of course I did you bum!!!

by Ivan The Daddy May 6, 2020

Shovel a dead rat

The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.

Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".

by MrThomassoulo March 26, 2021

Golden Shovel

Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
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Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.

by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013