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Rocky Mountain Showdown

The yearly football game played between archrival schools Colorado State University and the University of Colorado. The game is played at Invesco Field at Mile High.
Did you get your tickets for The Rocky Mountain Showdown yet?
by Bucknasty Blaser August 9, 2008
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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High Noon Showdown

A type of race in which two drivers are on opposite ends of the street. The "high noon showdown" takes place when there are cars parked on both sides of the street, and the "winner" is the one who gets through first. Many people tend to take the "run and gun" technique to win at these intense competitions. This is where they use the brutal strength of their engine to scare the competition to backing down. Other typical types of racing are the "Bright and Flight" style where the one racer tries to blind the other driver with his/her brights and burn rubber through the playing field.

To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.

The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.
"DAAAAAAMMN dude, yesterday I totally pulled out a shake and bake on this old grandma weilding a old trailblazer during a High Noon Showdown, she didn't know what hit her after I blinded her with my Highs."

"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"
by El Chongo December 9, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Showdown

If challenged to an urban dictionary showdown, you must both immediately hit the random button at the same time, regardless of situation, lack of required limbs or mid-masturbation, and see who gets the funniest results.
Ben, I challenge you to an Urban Dictionary Showdown!

But I've got a King Kong boner and it won't go away

Get the fuck in here!
by Ben Ajayi-Obe March 1, 2012
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Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.
I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.
by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011
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pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.
**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me
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Seattle Showdown

A variation of the Seattle Slapjack. Two masturbate facing each other. Upon ejaculation rub the semen into your palm and slap the other person across the face. The first person to slap the other wins.
Guy 1: Hey you trying to get in a Seattle Showdown?
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.
by suckittrebeck4 August 23, 2012
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