The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.
Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."
Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
by Ifer April 9, 2013
Get the Shovel Talkmug. When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
Get the Sperm Shovelmug. A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.
by theshovelgang March 8, 2019
Get the Shovel Gangmug. The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
Get the lemon shovelingmug. A game reminiscent of retro Mega Man, Castlevania, and Legend of Zelda franchises. Also the very first video game from indie development studio Yacht Club Games .
Compared to other popular (and mildly controversial) indie games such as Undertale, its fanbase is a bit small, but it's still a hit among experienced gamers looking for a fresh batch of nostalgia. It's described as a sweeping action adventure game with breathtaking gameplay and unforgettably unique characters.
The lead character, Shovel Knight, is a bit of an oddity among heroes, brandishing a shovel as a weapon instead of swords or bows. One thing's for sure; he's come far in the gaming world, having been nominated for several awards (including the BAFTA Games Award for Debut Games) and named a 'modern classic'.
Compared to other popular (and mildly controversial) indie games such as Undertale, its fanbase is a bit small, but it's still a hit among experienced gamers looking for a fresh batch of nostalgia. It's described as a sweeping action adventure game with breathtaking gameplay and unforgettably unique characters.
The lead character, Shovel Knight, is a bit of an oddity among heroes, brandishing a shovel as a weapon instead of swords or bows. One thing's for sure; he's come far in the gaming world, having been nominated for several awards (including the BAFTA Games Award for Debut Games) and named a 'modern classic'.
by explodatorium December 14, 2016
Get the Shovel Knightmug. A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.
*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)
*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)
Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.
by mybrosteve December 30, 2008
Get the Shovel Buddymug. Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
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Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.
by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013
Get the Golden Shovelmug.