Shlongboard

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

Shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Aka: Sarah T

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Sarah's shlong April 19, 2018

monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

Chicken Nugget Scoon

Someone who is book smart, but not necessarily street smart. Since they're rewarded for being bool smart, they start to believe that they are untouchable, but they'll more often than not get bullied because of a lack of self confidence in social situations to stick up for themselves. The only defense mechanism they know is to pretend like they don't care or that what they do to them doesn't hurt.

Duncan was being such a Chicken Nugget Scoon yesterday. They shoved him into his locker and all he could do was laugh because he didn't know what to do.

by master0meme658 October 5, 2020

feitans.ten.inch_shlong

tiktok mutual bestie 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 with piss kink😩‼️🥺🔪

anime_girl.emily_weeb: whenever i see you... and you act like a BAKA 😟😎😍🥰🥺

jess_cute.baka_anime.otaku: oh you’re talking about feitans.ten.inch_shlong right?

by destiny lol March 4, 2021