smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

sumofty

his awsomeness can only be surpassed by his coolness and funniness, obviously...ness

all the ladies flock to sumofty

by sumofty's bitch November 26, 2004

shmort

a smorgasbord of migdets

casting for willy wonka and the chocolate factory oompa loompas. shmort

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

shmoltz

universal swear-word.

shmoltzing

liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.

by mmeree14 January 19, 2008

smoft

When your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
Also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.

Taylor: My hair is smoft today!!
Me: omg no way!

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009

smoft

Adj. A conjunction of the words soft and smell. Used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.

Jimi: All I know about women is two things: they're soft and they smell nice.
Jason: So they're sort of... smoft?
Jimi: Yeah, smoft.

by skyywise May 26, 2004

shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009