Shlop

A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.

“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”

by Herban Dicktionary January 21, 2019

Cog slops

A phrase that is only said if you want to join a person’s Xbox Live Party.

Person 1: “Can I join the party with you?”
Person 2: “Only if you say cog slops.”
Person 1: “ Cog slops!”

by jpotts_48 July 2, 2019

shlosel

A big wobbly cock, preferably black. A penis that is a little bit hard and fun to play with.

Girl! I could play with his shlosel all night long, only it got hard too fast.

by Pu October 26, 2004

Shropshire

Contrary to other definitions on here, (who I suspect has never been in shropshire) It is a nice county, with lots of variation. (E.g. there is the rural areas, but there are lots of very built up areas).
And no, not everyone from Shropshire is a farmer. In fact, very few people are farmers here.
And also, people are clever here, not everyone is stupid. There are stupid people, but there are stupid people everywhere. And whats wrong with stupid people? THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
And I don't get what people mean about sports freaks.
And as for phone signal, I get THE BEST phone signal.

Baisically, you should move to Shropshire.

person 1: Hey
person 2: Where are you from?
1: Shropshire
2: Surely that makes you a farmer?
1: -_-
2: Surely that makes you a sport freak?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you're stupid?
1: -_-
2: Surely that means you have no phone signal?
1: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SHROPSHIRE?
2: ...No.

by RappingIsMyReasonToLive March 8, 2011

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

Shlop

Idk I just made it up.

Shlop.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

slops

An Australian term meaning to have sex with a girl immediately after someone else.

You screw her first, I'll take slops.

by John December 17, 2003