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Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.
I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!
by Jadyone January 7, 2009
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Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
by I_uKe January 30, 2021
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Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
by MScarn111 July 2, 2019
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shoomped

to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way
''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''
by tara beach mayc rown cait wong January 26, 2023
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Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside
I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it
by Philzanot January 17, 2024
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shloomer

The longest fry in your french fry carton.
I went to Mickey Dee's and my brother saved the shloomer as his last french fry.
by TeeDee7 October 18, 2008
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schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.
I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.
by dasturge21 December 27, 2008
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