Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

by Atomics May 29, 2013

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Hot Shit Air

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.

I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.

by will bitten December 17, 2017

Spin shit

To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit

Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.

The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.

by GS71 April 4, 2015