shitwer

A Shitwer is a guy that looks like a cross between a hobos old spearm and a sloth and also another word for pedofil

Did you hear that the Shitwer is out and hunting again?

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Shitebag

An insult used in the UK to call someone a wuss.

Dave: Oi min you going to the pub tonight?

Lawrence: No lad I'm sound

Dave: Mon shitebag, come and have a laugh

Lawrence: No thanks pal

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022

Shitebag

Derogatory Scottish term for a wimp

David: Oi dickhead! Wanna hit the pubs the night

James: Nah sorry mate I'm workin' the morns mornin'

David: Mon shitebag, just have a wee bit of fun lad

James: Dinna you be callin' me a "shitebag" you cheeky cunt!

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2022

Shitebag

Shitebag - someone who cancels or fails to turn up to a Diamond Fitness class

"Imagine cancelling Saturday class, what a pure shitebag"

by Thefatlazyguy December 6, 2022

shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier.

Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house, and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

by Pepe501 June 12, 2024

Shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.

In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.

by Pepe501 June 13, 2024

Shitebag

Wimp, someone who can’t stand up for themselves or fight back

Weezil got cracked and cried about it therefore he is a shitebag

by Guywhobeatupweezil November 26, 2025