Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004

shitpoker

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.

"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

shitsmoker

Someone who likes to smoke while there taking a shit. some people like to smoke when they drink, but shitsmokers smoke when they shit

Hey danielle, did you know doreen is a shitsmoker, instead of smoking while drinking she smokes while shitting.

by Tommy Pito October 27, 2011

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016