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shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance
John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi
by sea_bird April 29, 2022
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shitmade

Zach's New Haven County remade on Roblox
Zach's Shitmade sucks
by not2y November 24, 2023
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Shitmare

(Noun) The act of one shitting themself in an overwhelming nightmare.
Hey man, I had a shitmare last night.
by JTWX May 27, 2024
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