shit-hawk

a seagull because they shit on everything and will fuck you around a fair bit

lets go down to the beach and blow away some shit-hawks with our rifles

by greasy d December 31, 2007

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To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk

I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.

by Dirt Patrol January 11, 2008

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In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

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Shitehawk

One who takes a voyeuristic interest in other misfortune.

Those who slow down when driving past an accident in order to gawk at the carnage.

"Look at those shitehawks chasing the ambulance."

by Oz Geordie November 4, 2011

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Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."

Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)

by Placentapede March 27, 2010

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