shitferbrains

one who displays immense stupidity, and is happy to respond to the term publicly. Shitferbrains is only used in a public forum and has no value in general conversation. Typical venues for use of the word would be building sites etc - The word would be shouted loudly to gain the attention of the subject, who must respond without complaint

Oy shitferbrains go and get me a lefthanded screw driver

response - sure thing boss

by thentu September 21, 2006

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Shit for Brains

Someone whoose brains have been replaced by human excrement.

Me: Jesse, you have shit for brains!

Jesse: Oh man... speak with love...

by AMR supervisor April 15, 2010

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

shit for brains

1. A stupid, careless person.

2. A person that has fecal matter in their cranium.

1. "Jack is a shit for brains idiot"

2. Intern: "Holy shit this man has a bad case of 'shit for brains'."

Doctor: "Jesus Intern your right, we must get this fecal matter out of his cranium."

by swompwhomp March 23, 2009

Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

by Uhhhh March 10, 2005