suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.

Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis

by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011

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suitcase

to hide things in your ass, usually used in jail

"wow who would of thought Dr Quin Medicine Woman could of suitcased 47 plastic army men, she is an inspiration to us all"

by michael lowe May 25, 2007

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Human Suitcase

When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)

insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase

by [insertpseudonymhere] March 6, 2011

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chocolate suitcase

1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.

Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.

by S.Alexander October 24, 2008

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Baltimore Suitcase

A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.

I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.

by D-MAN-X May 8, 2006

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