Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004

shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

shtanked

Shit faced + tanked = shtanked

Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?

by tiffrush August 8, 2008

Shitaoed

to get totally intoxicated or wasted

Last night we went to the Fox and Hound. Jennings had to drive us home because we got shitaoed.

by Kevin Dollar June 14, 2011

stanked

when a girl's vagina smells so bad you can't stand it

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

by racer69 May 27, 2016

Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020