Shitagious

When you sit down to poop and then suddenly everybody else in your home has to shit.

I just sat down to crap and my son knocked on the door, It's shitagious out here and I gotta poop.

by Guitarloud June 7, 2016

shitaristical

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

by Kwizbit December 14, 2009

shitaci mushrooms

A word used in place of shit or fuck.

Oh shitaci mushrooms I left my phone at her house

by XvaehX October 26, 2017

Shitability

The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.

"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"

by Franky Frivolity December 9, 2017

Shitaki

A shitaki is a mushroom but in this context it is a shit talking “friend” that is a fake friend which is a very toxic relationship, the shitaki is worse that a fake friend as they do not leave just like a fungus.

“So the Shitaki is back?”

by L-na January 8, 2019

Shitigious

Describing the actions of a shitty person prone to create situations that allow them to sue for cash they don’t deserve

That shitigious asshole recorded me saying something illegal and now she’s suing the company. And we’re going to settle. wtf!

That shitigious bitch slammed on her brakes just so I’d run into her.

by Harrydogyo September 22, 2021

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005