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Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
mugGet the Shit so thick you could stir it with a stickmug.
When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.
Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!
by Nel the wicked October 26, 2006
mugGet the getting the shit beat out of youmug.
its explin its own
me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
mugGet the shitting while everyone watching youmug.
If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
by Hoonta January 27, 2012
mugGet the If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the doormug.

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
mugGet the think you the shit bitch you not even the fartmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Hard to give a shit when you have to take onemug.

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