Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.
Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.
Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.
by Garden14 January 19, 2011
Get the Nature's Shelfmug. The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.
by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
Get the top-shelfmug. Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!
This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!
Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...
As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!
Laughter.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!
Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...
As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!
Laughter.
by Bezzy March 31, 2013
Get the Food Shelfmug. by bennybumflaps February 12, 2007
Get the arse shelfmug. A very dedicated group of people, who sat on the cobra's "shelf", staying up on stickam all night to watch cobra starship on the cobrahcam while they were making music. She kids participated in Taco Tuesday, and watched Ryland pwn at WOW. Shelf kids know how to hold ammusing conversations without putting up with spammers.
We the shelf kids have been sitting on this shelf for way too long ! We want to watch another jam session.
by Lindsey598 January 22, 2009
Get the Shelf kidsmug. by Scott Henry March 6, 2008
Get the shelf-assmug. Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.
David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.
David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.
by JonTheMac May 4, 2010
Get the Surround Shelfmug.