pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

Shearing

When a lady has sex with a sheep .lesbians scissor. Woman and sheep do shearing

That’s gross did you see that lady shearing yesterday?

by Don’t look under the bed May 21, 2023

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Shear

To ejaculate into the anus.

She torque on my shaft 'till I shear.

by RedshiftVelocities April 10, 2024

ollie shears

he is the fortnite sweat who his worse than jon at everything

ollie shears is has no friends

by obviousgamer November 22, 2021

Shearing

Two men rubbing there anuses together.

Similar to scissoring for lesbians

Mike and barry are into shearing.
Shearing can spread infections through anus to anus contact

by Frigatefurious December 17, 2024

S shearing

A genius technique invented by the great C4 namer. It mainly utilises the forgotten art of gooning and doomscrolling. You also must watch one year of singing 24/7

You S shearing all the time that’s y ur so cool.

by Kdmdmd April 7, 2025