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Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset
When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them
by 69 sublime January 11, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia
Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."
by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018
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Shanghai Shingles

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020
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shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".
"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."
by Sskid January 17, 2005
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Shpingle

Verb, to shpingle, the act of tripping over, or accidentally jerking on someones catheter.
When David Blaine was entombed in ice, he was accidentally shpingled.
by Al Fresco September 16, 2008
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