Shalooga is what you call a suspicious person trying to get drugs in school. A typical shalooga will look like an ugly-ass, musty person and they will be 4ft 8 - 5ft tall. They will have a high-pitched voice, but they will fake their deep voice to sound intimidating, knowing damn well they sound like a grandpa on his death bed. The way a shalooga walks in the school looks extremely stupid, they will take huge steps, and this will make then look like a stupid monkey. They will also walk in different shoes to try and seem quirky, but in reality they look like those zombies from Plants VS zombies.
Student 1: OMG! I found someone asking for drugs in the PE hall.
Student 2: No way!!! He is definitely a shalooga, look at the way he walks and talks, he looks uglier than the dead rat under my bed.
Student 1: I agree, though RIP Mr. Whiskers.
Student 2: No way!!! He is definitely a shalooga, look at the way he walks and talks, he looks uglier than the dead rat under my bed.
Student 1: I agree, though RIP Mr. Whiskers.
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