Selfshot

1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.

2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.

1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"

by Audiophile August 8, 2006

serfdom

Many peasants under the system of feudalism. Great for preventing people to learn how to read.

"Why is this guy a farmer?"
"He still believes in serfdom"

by Jake_the_quake April 2, 2017

selfsexual

When you are sexually and romantically attracted to yourself.

Person: "That dude Clinton in my biology class must be selfsexual."

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 27, 2005

serbs

Loved by some.................Hated by many...................Feared by ALL

"ARKAN" most dangerous dead man in the world..........

by JosephSmith January 23, 2005

serosorter

aw, glad to be a philanthropist for higher education.........

serosorter: one who sorts potential sex partners by HIV serostatus, usually referring to poz guys who like to only have bareback sex with other poz guys (not into the whole bugchasing or giftgiving schtick). term was brought into public consciousness over the past year in numerous publications, most notably by Dan Savage in Savage Love

"Dude, you stand no chance with him. You're neg and he's not only poz, he's a serosorter"

by One Charming Bastard September 28, 2004

Sefsomofoleta

A contraction for the phrase "Save some more for later"

Person 1: "These fries are great! I cant stop eating them."
Person 2: "Sefsomofoleta!"

by billygout February 3, 2010

serbs

One of the most dangerous Mafias in the world. Do not fuck with these guys.

Who started WW I ?

Long live Gavrilo Princip

by Holera January 24, 2005