selfie

A selfie is a photo someone takes of themselves, usually on a smartphone.

It was a selfie.

by DellaWang April 19, 2014

Selfie

The shittiest hobby on planet earth

I fucking hate selfies

by CChart103 January 15, 2016

Selfie

Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself

I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'

by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013

selfie

when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.

Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.

by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012

Selfis

The act of taking a 'selfie' but including one or more other people in your picture.

Pronounced: Self•iss

"That was a really nice cousin selfis you uploaded. I didn't know you had a fourth cousin."

by PantySnatcher May 26, 2014

Selfy

To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.

A narcissistic act of self-abuse.

"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."

by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010

selfie

the act of taking your own picture

Max took a selfie while in the toilet.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014